{"id":6102,"date":"2018-11-21T06:00:27","date_gmt":"2018-11-21T04:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6102"},"modified":"2018-03-04T10:31:57","modified_gmt":"2018-03-04T08:31:57","slug":"kennst-du-den-45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/11\/kennst-du-den-45\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #45"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201eNeulich\u201c, erz\u00e4hlt der ber\u00fchmte Fernseh\u00adregisseur in einer Nachtbar, \u201eneulich war ich so g\u00e4nzlich ausgepumpt, dass mir auch nicht mehr der geringste Einfall f\u00fcr eine neue gro\u00dfe Show gekommen ist.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eDas stimmt\u201c, nickt da der Kollege vom anderen Programm, \u201edie Show habe ich gesehen!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Er sa\u00df neben ihr am Steuer und warnte: \u201eVorsicht, Susi, Vorsicht!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eWieso denn?\u201c, rief sie b\u00f6se. \u201eMuss denn dieser Idiot so dicht vor mir herfahren?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Frank sitzt mit seiner Liebsten auf der Couch. Z\u00e4rtlich turtelt er: \u201eAnna, du bist das s\u00fc\u00dfeste M\u00e4del auf der Welt!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eAber Liebling, das hast du doch der Else auch ge\u00adsagt!\u201c<br \/>\nFrank ist nicht verlegen: \u201eJa, aber das macht nichts. Sie wei\u00df ja, was f\u00fcr ein gro\u00dfer Schwindler ich bin!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eNeulich\u201c, erz\u00e4hlt der ber\u00fchmte Fernseh\u00adregisseur in einer Nachtbar, \u201eneulich war ich so g\u00e4nzlich ausgepumpt, dass mir auch nicht mehr der geringste Einfall f\u00fcr eine neue gro\u00dfe Show gekommen ist.\u201c \u201eDas stimmt\u201c, nickt da der Kollege vom anderen Programm, \u201edie Show habe ich gesehen!\u201c ********** Er sa\u00df neben ihr am Steuer und warnte: \u201eVorsicht, Susi, Vorsicht!\u201c \u201eWieso denn?\u201c, rief sie b\u00f6se. \u201eMuss denn dieser Idiot so dicht vor mir herfahren?\u201c ********** Frank sitzt mit seiner Liebsten auf der Couch. 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