{"id":6100,"date":"2018-11-14T06:00:32","date_gmt":"2018-11-14T04:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6100"},"modified":"2018-02-05T18:37:16","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T16:37:16","slug":"kennst-du-den-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/11\/kennst-du-den-44\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #44"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201eIch wundere mich eigentlich ein biss\u00adchen dar\u00fcber, dass deine gutaussehende Schwester nicht verheiratet ist.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eDar\u00fcber brauchst du dich nicht zu wundern. Sie ist zu intelligent, einen Mann zu neh\u00admen, der dumm genug ist, sie heiraten zu wollen!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSch\u00e4men Sie sich, Zander, Sie sind erst ein Jahr verheiratet, und schon pr\u00fc\u00adgeln Sie Ihre Frau!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eNa und, ein\u00admal muss man ja schlie\u00dflich damit anfangen!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Herr Brunner kommt nach Hause und gibt seiner besseren H\u00e4lfte die Lohnt\u00fcte. Sie z\u00e4hlt das Geld nach und f\u00e4ngt an zu Schreien.<br \/>\n\u201eDa fehlt ja schon wieder ein Euro! Hast du vielleicht eine Geliebte?\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eIch wundere mich eigentlich ein biss\u00adchen dar\u00fcber, dass deine gutaussehende Schwester nicht verheiratet ist.\u201c \u201eDar\u00fcber brauchst du dich nicht zu wundern. Sie ist zu intelligent, einen Mann zu neh\u00admen, der dumm genug ist, sie heiraten zu wollen!\u201c ********** \u201eSch\u00e4men Sie sich, Zander, Sie sind erst ein Jahr verheiratet, und schon pr\u00fc\u00adgeln Sie Ihre Frau!\u201c \u201eNa und, ein\u00admal muss man ja schlie\u00dflich damit anfangen!\u201c ********** Herr Brunner kommt nach Hause und gibt seiner besseren H\u00e4lfte die Lohnt\u00fcte. 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