{"id":6098,"date":"2018-11-07T06:00:44","date_gmt":"2018-11-07T04:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6098"},"modified":"2018-03-04T10:28:58","modified_gmt":"2018-03-04T08:28:58","slug":"kennst-du-den-43","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/11\/kennst-du-den-43\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #43"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201eVati, schenk mir bitte einen Euro\u201c, bettelt Lena.<br \/>\n\u201eAber, Lena, du bist doch eigentlich schon viel zu gro\u00df, um wegen eines Euros zu betteln!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eJa, Papi, du hast Recht. Schenk mir bitte zehn Euro!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>\u201eVati, gibt es viele Verr\u00fcckte?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eJa, mein Sohn.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eVati, wie f\u00e4ngt man denn ei\u00adgentlich Verr\u00fcckte ein?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eGanz einfach, mein Junge. Mit tiefen Dekollet\u00e9s, mit Parf\u00fcm, Puder, Lippenstift und einem bet\u00f6renden L\u00e4cheln.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Kurz nach der Hochzeit: \u201eAch Liebste , ich m\u00f6chte tagt\u00e4glich zu deinen F\u00fc\u00dfen liegen!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eUnd ich muss dir nachher die Sachen waschen!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eVati, schenk mir bitte einen Euro\u201c, bettelt Lena. \u201eAber, Lena, du bist doch eigentlich schon viel zu gro\u00df, um wegen eines Euros zu betteln!\u201c \u201eJa, Papi, du hast Recht. 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