{"id":6096,"date":"2018-10-31T06:00:11","date_gmt":"2018-10-31T04:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6096"},"modified":"2018-02-05T18:32:34","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T16:32:34","slug":"kennst-du-den-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/10\/kennst-du-den-42\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #42"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lena schaut zu, wie Mutti das neu angekommene Baby stillt. \u201eSo hast du auch einmal an Muttis Brust gelegen und Milch getrunken\u201c, kl\u00e4rt Mutter Lena auf.<br \/>\n\u201eAja\u201c, meint Lena, \u201eaber sie hat mir gar nicht geschmeckt!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Im Jazzkeller gestand Franz seinem Freund Bernd: \u201eAuf Frauen ist kein Verlass mehr!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eAlter Hut\u201c, gab der ihm Recht.<br \/>\n\u201eAber bei mir ist es besonders toll. Seit Weih\u00adnachten habe ich bereits die vierte Braut!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Es waren G\u00e4ste da. Einer hatte das Pech, ein Glas zu zerbrechen. Er entschuldigte sich verlegen.<br \/>\n\u201eNicht so schlimm\u201c, tr\u00f6stete ihn die Hausfrau.<br \/>\n\u201eAber Mutti\u201c, warf die klei\u00adne Lisa ein, \u201ehast du auch richtig hinge\u00adsehen? Es ist doch eins von den geborgten!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lena schaut zu, wie Mutti das neu angekommene Baby stillt. \u201eSo hast du auch einmal an Muttis Brust gelegen und Milch getrunken\u201c, kl\u00e4rt Mutter Lena auf. \u201eAja\u201c, meint Lena, \u201eaber sie hat mir gar nicht geschmeckt!\u201c ********** Im Jazzkeller gestand Franz seinem Freund Bernd: \u201eAuf Frauen ist kein Verlass mehr!\u201c \u201eAlter Hut\u201c, gab der ihm Recht. \u201eAber bei mir ist es besonders toll. 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