{"id":6088,"date":"2018-10-03T06:00:43","date_gmt":"2018-10-03T04:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6088"},"modified":"2023-12-26T22:11:37","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T21:11:37","slug":"kennst-du-den-38","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/10\/kennst-du-den-38\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #38"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201eMeine Nerven! Meine Nerven!\u201c, klagt Frau Dr\u00fccker. \u201eSeit mein Mann krank ist, muss ich Tag und Nacht ein Auge auf ihn haben.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eSie sollten sich eine Pflegerin nehmen\u201c, r\u00e4t die Bekannte.<br \/>\n\u201eHabe ich nat\u00fcrlich! Aber eben darum muss ich immer auf ihn auf\u00adpassen!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Bommel kommt vom Stammtisch sp\u00e4t nach Hau\u00adse. Seine Frau erwacht, als er das Schlafzimmer betritt.<br \/>\n\u201eDu hast ja einen sch\u00f6nen Rausch\u201c, sagt sie entsetzt.<br \/>\n\u201eFreut mich\u201c, brummt Bommel, \u201edass er dir auch gef\u00e4llt.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>\u201eIch\u201c, trumpft Hans am Stammtisch auf, \u201ehabe nur deswegen meine Frau geheiratet, weil sie sich von allen Frauen unterschei\u00addet!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eWieso denn?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eJa\u201c, strahlt Hans, \u201esie war die Einzige, die mich haben wollte.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eMeine Nerven! Meine Nerven!\u201c, klagt Frau Dr\u00fccker. \u201eSeit mein Mann krank ist, muss ich Tag und Nacht ein Auge auf ihn haben.\u201c \u201eSie sollten sich eine Pflegerin nehmen\u201c, r\u00e4t die Bekannte. \u201eHabe ich nat\u00fcrlich! Aber eben darum muss ich immer auf ihn auf\u00adpassen!\u201c ********** Bommel kommt vom Stammtisch sp\u00e4t nach Hau\u00adse. 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