{"id":6086,"date":"2018-09-26T06:00:10","date_gmt":"2018-09-26T04:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6086"},"modified":"2018-02-05T18:24:33","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T16:24:33","slug":"kennst-du-den-37","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/09\/kennst-du-den-37\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #37"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>W\u00e4hrend der Seereise verbrachte der Junggeselle jeden Abend mit einer gutaussehenden Dame. Eines Abends fragte er: \u201eW\u00fcrden Siemit einem Mann eine Nacht verbringen, der eine Mil\u00adlion Euro wert ist?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eNat\u00fcrlich\u201c, sagte sie ohne Bedenken.<br \/>\n\u201eWie w\u00e4re es, wenn Sie sie mit mir verbringen w\u00fcrden? Ich bin hundert Euro wert!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eHerr, was erlauben Sie sich!\u201c rief die Dame emp\u00f6rt. \u201eWas glauben Sie denn, wer ich bin?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eDas\u201c, l\u00e4chelte der junge Mann vielsagend, \u201ehabe ich bereits festgestellt. Jetzt handelt es sich nur noch um den Preis!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>\u201eWo war Muttis Liebling so lange?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eIch habe Brieftr\u00e4ger gespielt, Mutti, und in jedem Haus von unserer Stra\u00dfe, da hab\u00b4 ich einen richtigen Brief abgegeben.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eAber woher hatte denn Muttis Liebling die vielen Briefe?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eAus der Kom\u00admode von dir, Mutti, es waren blo\u00df die alten Briefe, die du mit so einem roten Band zusammenge\u00adbunden hast.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>Der Professor ist mit Weib und Kind an die See gefahren.<br \/>\n\u201ePapi, darf ich ins Wasser?\u201c bettelt der kleine Gerd.<br \/>\n\u201eNein, mein Kind. Du gehst mir nicht eher ins Wasser, als bis du dich frei\u00adgeschwommen hast.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W\u00e4hrend der Seereise verbrachte der Junggeselle jeden Abend mit einer gutaussehenden Dame. Eines Abends fragte er: \u201eW\u00fcrden Siemit einem Mann eine Nacht verbringen, der eine Mil\u00adlion Euro wert ist?\u201c \u201eNat\u00fcrlich\u201c, sagte sie ohne Bedenken. \u201eWie w\u00e4re es, wenn Sie sie mit mir verbringen w\u00fcrden? Ich bin hundert Euro wert!\u201c \u201eHerr, was erlauben Sie sich!\u201c rief die Dame emp\u00f6rt. \u201eWas glauben Sie denn, wer ich bin?\u201c \u201eDas\u201c, l\u00e4chelte der junge Mann vielsagend, \u201ehabe ich bereits festgestellt. 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