{"id":6068,"date":"2018-07-25T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2018-07-25T04:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6068"},"modified":"2018-02-05T18:12:51","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T16:12:51","slug":"kennst-du-den-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/07\/kennst-du-den-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #28"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201eKannst du mir f\u00fcnfzig Euro leihen?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eLeider nein, ich habe keinen Cent bei mir.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eUnd zu Hause?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eDanke, alles gesund und munter.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Der k\u00fcrzeste T\u00fcnnes-und-Sch\u00e4l Witz:<br \/>\nSch\u00e4l: \u201eT\u00fcnnes, deine Frau betr\u00fcgt uns!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Der eitle Herr Brummer st\u00f6\u00dft im Warenhaus sei\u00adne Frau an. \u201eHast du bemerkt, Maria, wie mich die h\u00fcbsche Verk\u00e4uferin eben angelacht hat?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eSei deswegen nicht traurig\u201c, sagte seine Frau. \u201eIch musste auch lachen, als ich dich das erste Mal sah.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eKannst du mir f\u00fcnfzig Euro leihen?\u201c \u201eLeider nein, ich habe keinen Cent bei mir.\u201c \u201eUnd zu Hause?\u201c \u201eDanke, alles gesund und munter.\u201c ********** Der k\u00fcrzeste T\u00fcnnes-und-Sch\u00e4l Witz: Sch\u00e4l: \u201eT\u00fcnnes, deine Frau betr\u00fcgt uns!\u201c ********** Der eitle Herr Brummer st\u00f6\u00dft im Warenhaus sei\u00adne Frau an. \u201eHast du bemerkt, Maria, wie mich die h\u00fcbsche Verk\u00e4uferin eben angelacht hat?\u201c \u201eSei deswegen nicht traurig\u201c, sagte seine Frau. \u201eIch musste auch lachen, als ich dich das erste Mal sah.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.8 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Klaus Engelhardt\"\/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/07\/kennst-du-den-28\/\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.8\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn | \u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Kennst du den? 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