{"id":6066,"date":"2018-07-18T06:00:21","date_gmt":"2018-07-18T04:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6066"},"modified":"2018-02-05T18:11:18","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T16:11:18","slug":"kennst-du-den-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/07\/kennst-du-den-27\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #27"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201eIch brauche ganz dringend Geld, aber ich wei\u00df nicht, wo ich es mir beschaffen k\u00f6nnte.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eWas f\u00fcr ein Gl\u00fcck! Ich dachte schon, du w\u00fcrdest mich anpumpen.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Der Kellner kommt an den Tisch: \u201eIhre Frau bittet Sie ans Telefon, Herr Dr\u00e4ger.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eBittet? Das muss ein anderer Dr\u00e4ger sein.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>\u201eWas soll ich denn nur machen?\u201c fragt Br\u00fcggemann seinen Freund um Rat. \u201eSage Ich meiner Frau nichts von der Gehaltserh\u00f6hung, h\u00e4lt sie mich f\u00fcr einen Trottel. Sage ich es ihr, dann bin ich einer.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eIch brauche ganz dringend Geld, aber ich wei\u00df nicht, wo ich es mir beschaffen k\u00f6nnte.\u201c \u201eWas f\u00fcr ein Gl\u00fcck! Ich dachte schon, du w\u00fcrdest mich anpumpen.\u201c ********** Der Kellner kommt an den Tisch: \u201eIhre Frau bittet Sie ans Telefon, Herr Dr\u00e4ger.\u201c \u201eBittet? Das muss ein anderer Dr\u00e4ger sein.\u201c ********** \u201eWas soll ich denn nur machen?\u201c fragt Br\u00fcggemann seinen Freund um Rat. \u201eSage Ich meiner Frau nichts von der Gehaltserh\u00f6hung, h\u00e4lt sie mich f\u00fcr einen Trottel. 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