{"id":6033,"date":"2018-05-09T06:00:24","date_gmt":"2018-05-09T04:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6033"},"modified":"2018-02-05T17:52:12","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T15:52:12","slug":"kennst-du-den-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/05\/kennst-du-den-17\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Die beiden Raumpflegerinnen unterhiel\u00adten sich. \u201eWie gef\u00e4llt es dir denn auf deiner neuen Stelle?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eGanz gut. Aber Arbeit machen die Leute, Arbeit! Stelle dir nur vor: Die Ferkel baden jeden Tag!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSch\u00e4mst du dich denn nicht, die Katze so am Schwanz zu ziehen?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eAber nein, ich mache ihr doch nur eine Freude! Was glauben Sie, wie gl\u00fccklich die ist, wenn ich sie endlich wieder loslasse!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Sagt Maria zu Bert: \u201eDu Berti, ich glau\u00adbe, Mami und Papa haben Besuch.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eWieso denn?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201ePapa hat einen seiner Witze er\u00adz\u00e4hlt, und da hat die Mami gelacht!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die beiden Raumpflegerinnen unterhiel\u00adten sich. \u201eWie gef\u00e4llt es dir denn auf deiner neuen Stelle?\u201c \u201eGanz gut. Aber Arbeit machen die Leute, Arbeit! 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