{"id":6025,"date":"2018-04-11T06:00:55","date_gmt":"2018-04-11T04:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=6025"},"modified":"2018-02-05T17:53:53","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T15:53:53","slug":"kennst-du-den-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/04\/kennst-du-den-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Meyer st\u00fcrzt aufgeregt in die Polizei\u00adwache und knallt ein Foto auf den Schreib\u00adtisch.<br \/>\n\u201eHerr Wachtmeister\u201c, schreit er, \u201edas ist meine Frau. Sie ist fort. Sie m\u00fcs\u00adsen sie suchen!\u201c<br \/>\nDer Wachtmeister nimmt das Foto in die Hand und betrachtet es lan\u00adge. Dann fragt er: \u201eWarum?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Frau Plauder kommt von der Arztvisite heim: \u201eJetzt habe ich endlich einen guten Doktor gefunden\u201c, berichtet sie. \u201eDer hat nur die Zunge angeschaut und mir gleich ein st\u00e4rkendes Mittel verschrieben!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eUm Himmels willen\u201c, f\u00e4hrt ihr Mann entsetzt hoch, \u201eaber doch nicht etwa f\u00fcr die Zunge?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>Immer wenn ich bei Ihnen vorbeikomme, fallen mir Ihre fabelhaft gl\u00e4nzenden Fen\u00adsterscheiben auf. Ihre Frau, scheint ja sehr t\u00fcchtig zu sein!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eOh ja, das Fenster putzen hat sie mir schon gleich nach den Flitterwochen beigebracht!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meyer st\u00fcrzt aufgeregt in die Polizei\u00adwache und knallt ein Foto auf den Schreib\u00adtisch. \u201eHerr Wachtmeister\u201c, schreit er, \u201edas ist meine Frau. 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