{"id":5944,"date":"2018-02-21T06:00:48","date_gmt":"2018-02-21T04:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=5944"},"modified":"2023-12-26T22:02:42","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T21:02:42","slug":"kennst-du-den-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/02\/kennst-du-den-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Vati und J\u00fcrgen besuchen die Mutti im Hospital. \u201eHilfst du manchmal auch dem armen Papa?\u201c, erkundigt sie sich bei dem Kleinen.<br \/>\n\u201eUnd wie\u201c, nickt der, \u201eerst gestern habe ich f\u00fcr vier Euro leere Flaschen weggebracht!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>In der Pension zur sch\u00f6nen Aussicht lag das G\u00e4stebuch aus. 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