{"id":5938,"date":"2018-02-07T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2018-02-07T04:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=5938"},"modified":"2023-12-26T22:02:10","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T21:02:10","slug":"kennst-du-den-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/02\/kennst-du-den-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Kennst du den? #4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201e&#8230;und als die Schmerzen immer heftiger wurden\u201c, berichtete Frau Biermann dem Arzt, \u201eging ich in die n\u00e4chste Drogerie!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eDort k\u00f6nnen Sie nie und nimmer einen brauch\u00adbaren Rat bekommen!\u201c, wehrte der Doktor \u00e4rgerlich ab.<br \/>\n\u201eMag sein\u201c, gab die Patientin zu. \u201eJeden\u00adfalls riet mir der Drogist, mich an Sie zu wenden &#8230;\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSie haben mir gesagt, als Sie mir den Kleinwagen verkauften, dass es ein Auto mit al\u00adlen Schikanen ist!\u201c, tobte der K\u00e4ufer. \u201eUnd jetzt funktioniert der Anlasser nicht!\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eDas ist die erste Schikane\u201c, sagte der Autoverk\u00e4ufer h\u00f6flich.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">**********<\/p>\n<p>\u201eWarum ist denn dein Wagen an der einen Seite grau und auf der anderen gr\u00fcn?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eK\u00f6pfchen! 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