{"id":4865,"date":"2020-09-11T06:00:19","date_gmt":"2020-09-11T04:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4865"},"modified":"2024-02-01T21:53:01","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T20:53:01","slug":"graf-bobby-297","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/09\/graf-bobby-297\/","title":{"rendered":"Graf Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bobby ist unter die Maler gegangen. Stolz zeigt er Rudi sein neustes Bild.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNanu, was soll denn das vorstellen?\u201c, deutet Rudi auf die v\u00f6llig leere Leinwand.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDas ist eine Ziegenherde auf einer Bergweide!\u201c erkl\u00e4rt Bobby schwach.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eUnd wo ist das Gras?\u201c, wundert sich Rudi. \u201eIch sehe nicht einen Halm.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDas kannst du auch nicht sehen\u201c, strahlt Bobby. \u201eDas haben die Ziegen ja schon l\u00e4ngst ab\u00adgegrast.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eAch\u201c, staunt Rudi. \u201eUnd wo sind die Ziegen?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eWie unlogisch du manchmal sein kannst\u201c, meint Bobby leicht indigniert, \u201ewas sollen denn die Ziegen auf einer Weide, die vollkommen abgegrast ist?\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bobby ist unter die Maler gegangen. 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