{"id":4855,"date":"2020-08-07T06:00:17","date_gmt":"2020-08-07T04:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4855"},"modified":"2016-01-01T23:53:09","modified_gmt":"2016-01-01T21:53:09","slug":"graf-bobby-292","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2020\/08\/graf-bobby-292\/","title":{"rendered":"Graf Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nachdem sich Bobby schon mehrmals ge\u00admeldet hatte, ohne dass der bedienende Ober es f\u00fcr n\u00f6tig hielt, seine Bestellung entgegenzunehmen, hielt er ihn kurzerhand am Rockscho\u00df fest, und sagte mit drohender Be\u00adtonung: \u201eBringen Sie mir bitte einmal Karpfen blau!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eSoeben gestrichen, mein Herr\u201c, entgegnete der Ober und entschwebte.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201cNaja\u201c, dachte Bobby, \u201eso was kann ja mal passieren. Auch zu Hause ist das Essen nicht immer p\u00fcnktlich fertig.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Er wartete noch zwanzig Minuten, w\u00e4hrend die anderen G\u00e4ste um ihn herum nach Herzenslust schmausten und seine Hungerqualen sich verdoppelten. Dann konnte er es nicht mehr l\u00e4nger aushalten.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eBitte, Herr Ober, wann bekomme ich denn endlich meinen Karpfen blau? Bei Ihnen kann man ja verhungern.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eAber ich sagte Ih\u00adnen doch, mein Herr, die Karpfen blau wur\u00adden vorhin erst gestrichen.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Der Kellner entschwebte mit wehenden Rocksch\u00f6\u00dfen, und Bobby beschied sich: Er wollte keinen Skan\u00addal. Lieber hungerte er.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Die Menschen kamen und gingen. War es verwunderlich, dass Bobby endlich aus der Haut fahren w\u00fcrde? Wutbebend rief er den Ober zum dritten Mal an seinen Tisch: \u201eH\u00f6ren Sie\u201c, begann er unheilverk\u00fcn\u00addend, \u201eeine solche Schlamperei ist mir noch nie vorgekommen. In der Zeit h\u00e4tte ich ein ganzes Haus angestrichen. Bringen Sie mir in Dreiteufelsnamen, da ich in einer hal\u00adben Stunde wieder im Gesch\u00e4ft sein muss, den Karpfen ungestrichen!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nachdem sich Bobby schon mehrmals ge\u00admeldet hatte, ohne dass der bedienende Ober es f\u00fcr n\u00f6tig hielt, seine Bestellung entgegenzunehmen, hielt er ihn kurzerhand am Rockscho\u00df fest, und sagte mit drohender Be\u00adtonung: \u201eBringen Sie mir bitte einmal Karpfen blau!\u201c \u201eSoeben gestrichen, mein Herr\u201c, entgegnete der Ober und entschwebte. \u201cNaja\u201c, dachte Bobby, \u201eso was kann ja mal passieren. Auch zu Hause ist das Essen nicht immer p\u00fcnktlich fertig. 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