{"id":4706,"date":"2019-03-08T06:00:36","date_gmt":"2019-03-08T04:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4706"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:54:49","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:54:49","slug":"graf-bobby-218","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/03\/graf-bobby-218\/","title":{"rendered":"Graf Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNein\u201c wehrt sich Bobby beim Arzt, \u201eich will mich aber nicht gegen Grippe impfen lassen!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eAber warum denn nicht?\u201c, wundert sich der Arzt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNeulich hat sich ein Be\u00adkannter gegen Grippe impfen lassen und ist 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