{"id":4690,"date":"2019-01-11T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2019-01-11T04:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4690"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:46:04","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:46:04","slug":"graf-bobby-210","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2019\/01\/graf-bobby-210\/","title":{"rendered":"Graf Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Graf Bobby ging am Ufer der Donau spa\u00adzieren. Er h\u00f6rte jemanden um Hilfe rufen und ging n\u00e4her.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eWarum schreien Sie denn so?\u201c, rief er dem wild um sich schlagenden in den Wellen zu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eIch habe keinen Grund\u201c, gurgelte der.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Da sch\u00fcttelte Graf Bobby verst\u00e4ndnislos seinen K\u00f6pf und sagte im Weitergehen: \u201eWenn Sie keinen Grund haben, dann brauchen Sie doch nicht zu schreien!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Graf Bobby ging am Ufer der Donau spa\u00adzieren. Er h\u00f6rte jemanden um Hilfe rufen und ging n\u00e4her. \u201eWarum schreien Sie denn so?\u201c, rief er dem wild um sich schlagenden in den Wellen zu. \u201eIch habe keinen Grund\u201c, gurgelte der. 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