{"id":4648,"date":"2018-08-17T06:00:56","date_gmt":"2018-08-17T04:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4648"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:35:12","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:35:12","slug":"graf-bobby-189","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2018\/08\/graf-bobby-189\/","title":{"rendered":"Graf Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eIch habe mir gedacht\u201c, stottert Bobby, der von einem Polizisten angehalten wor\u00adden ist, weil er bei Rot \u00fcber die Kreuzung ge\u00adgangen ist\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDenken!\u201c, schimpft der Ordnungsh\u00fcter, \u201ewissen Sie denn \u00fcberhaupt, was denken ist?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNein\u201c, entschuldigt sich Bobby, \u201edar\u00fcber habe ich mir noch gar keine Gedan\u00adken gemacht!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eIch habe mir gedacht\u201c, stottert Bobby, der von einem Polizisten angehalten wor\u00adden ist, weil er bei Rot \u00fcber die Kreuzung ge\u00adgangen ist\u2026\u201c \u201eDenken!\u201c, schimpft der Ordnungsh\u00fcter, \u201ewissen Sie denn \u00fcberhaupt, was denken ist?\u201c \u201eNein\u201c, entschuldigt sich Bobby, \u201edar\u00fcber habe ich mir noch gar keine Gedan\u00adken gemacht!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4648"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8345,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4648\/revisions\/8345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}