{"id":4558,"date":"2017-09-27T06:00:26","date_gmt":"2017-09-27T04:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4558"},"modified":"2023-12-26T21:55:34","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T20:55:34","slug":"die-missverstandene-aerztliche-anweisung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/09\/die-missverstandene-aerztliche-anweisung\/","title":{"rendered":"Die missverstandene \u00e4rztliche Anweisung"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Der Arzt hatte Frau Fr\u00f6hlich ein stark wirkendes Schlankheitselixier verschrieben, denn sie hatte es sehr n\u00f6tig.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNun\u201c, fragte er nach zwei Wochen, \u201ewie bekommt es Ihnen?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201ePrima, Herr Doktor. Besonders mit Schlagsahne schmeckt es gro\u00dfartig!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Der Arzt hatte Frau Fr\u00f6hlich ein stark wirkendes Schlankheitselixier verschrieben, denn sie hatte es sehr n\u00f6tig. \u201eNun\u201c, fragte er nach zwei Wochen, \u201ewie bekommt es Ihnen?\u201c \u201ePrima, Herr Doktor. 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