{"id":4553,"date":"2017-09-13T06:00:06","date_gmt":"2017-09-13T04:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4553"},"modified":"2015-12-31T11:20:49","modified_gmt":"2015-12-31T09:20:49","slug":"ein-generoeses-angebot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/09\/ein-generoeses-angebot\/","title":{"rendered":"Ein gener\u00f6ses Angebot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Professor Sauerbruch war zu einer Abendgesellschaft geladen worden, bei der viele der G\u00e4ste etwas zur Unterhaltung beitrugen. 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