{"id":4549,"date":"2017-08-30T06:00:58","date_gmt":"2017-08-30T04:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4549"},"modified":"2015-12-31T11:18:45","modified_gmt":"2015-12-31T09:18:45","slug":"der-kluge-schaeferhund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/08\/der-kluge-schaeferhund\/","title":{"rendered":"Der kluge Sch\u00e4ferhund"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eIch kann Ihnen sagen, unser Sch\u00e4ferhund war staunensklug! 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