{"id":4547,"date":"2017-08-23T06:00:06","date_gmt":"2017-08-23T04:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4547"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:13:14","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:13:14","slug":"das-berufliche-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/08\/das-berufliche-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"Das berufliche Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ein Mann kommt ins Arbeitsamt, um sich nach einer Stelle zu erkundigen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eBeruf?\u201c, fragt der Sachbearbeiter kurz.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eGro\u00dfwildj\u00e4ger.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: 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