{"id":4528,"date":"2017-06-21T06:00:45","date_gmt":"2017-06-21T04:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4528"},"modified":"2015-12-31T11:04:35","modified_gmt":"2015-12-31T09:04:35","slug":"psychiater-diagnose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/06\/psychiater-diagnose\/","title":{"rendered":"Psychiater-Diagnose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Eine Frau kommt zum Psychiater:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eEs ist schrecklich mit meinem Mann. Er sitzt abends stundenlang in seinem<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sessel und bl\u00e4st blaue Wolken durch Mund und Nase.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNun, das ist nicht weiter schlimm. Viele Raucher haben diese Gewohnheit.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eAber er raucht ja gar nicht.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine Frau kommt zum Psychiater: \u201eEs ist schrecklich mit meinem Mann. Er sitzt abends stundenlang in seinem Sessel und bl\u00e4st blaue Wolken durch Mund und Nase.\u201c \u201eNun, das ist nicht weiter schlimm. 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