{"id":4512,"date":"2017-05-10T06:00:43","date_gmt":"2017-05-10T04:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4512"},"modified":"2023-12-26T21:59:48","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T20:59:48","slug":"ein-vater-sohn-konflikt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/05\/ein-vater-sohn-konflikt\/","title":{"rendered":"Ein Vater-Sohn-Konflikt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ein Herr kommt zum Psychiater.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eWas fehlt Ihnen?\u201c, fragt der Arzt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eMir fehlt nichts. Aber mein Vater ist so wunderlich. Immer, wenn er badet, nimmt er ein kleines Plastikschiffchen mit in die Wanne und l\u00e4sst es schwimmen!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNa, g\u00f6nnen Sie ihm doch das harmlose Vergn\u00fcgen!\u201c, meint der Psychiater.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eAber das Schiffchen geh\u00f6rt doch mir!\u201c, protestiert da der Herr.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Herr kommt zum Psychiater. \u201eWas fehlt Ihnen?\u201c, fragt der Arzt. \u201eMir fehlt nichts. Aber mein Vater ist so wunderlich. 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