{"id":4504,"date":"2017-04-12T06:00:47","date_gmt":"2017-04-12T04:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4504"},"modified":"2015-12-31T10:49:46","modified_gmt":"2015-12-31T08:49:46","slug":"krieg-im-tierreich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/","title":{"rendered":"Krieg im Tierreich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/>Ein Elefant tritt in einen Ameisenhaufen. W\u00fctend st\u00fcrzen sich die Ameisen auf ihn, um ihn zu t\u00f6ten. Doch mit einem l\u00e4ssigen Schulterzucken sch\u00fcttelt der Elefant die Angreifen ab. Nur einer Ameise gelingt es, sich an seinem Hals festzuklammern. Da rufen die Abgesch\u00fcttelten: \u201eHugo, erw\u00fcrg ihn!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Elefant tritt in einen Ameisenhaufen. W\u00fctend st\u00fcrzen sich die Ameisen auf ihn, um ihn zu t\u00f6ten. Doch mit einem l\u00e4ssigen Schulterzucken sch\u00fcttelt der Elefant die Angreifen ab. Nur einer Ameise gelingt es, sich an seinem Hals festzuklammern. Da rufen die Abgesch\u00fcttelten: \u201eHugo, erw\u00fcrg ihn!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.10 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Klaus Engelhardt\"\/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 4.9.10\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn | \u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Krieg im Tierreich | Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2017-04-12T04:00:47+00:00\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2015-12-31T08:49:46+00:00\" \/>\n\t\t<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\" \/>\n\t\t<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"Krieg im Tierreich | Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn\" \/>\n\t\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"aioseo-schema\">\n\t\t\t{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/#article\",\"name\":\"Krieg im Tierreich | Der allt\\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn\",\"headline\":\"Krieg im Tierreich\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/author\\\/ichwerdirre465\\\/#author\"},\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/01\\\/Humor-1701.jpg\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/#articleImage\"},\"datePublished\":\"2017-04-12T06:00:47+01:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2015-12-31T10:49:46+01:00\",\"inLanguage\":\"de-DE\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/#webpage\"},\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/#webpage\"},\"articleSection\":\"Humor\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/#breadcrumblist\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn#listItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\",\"nextItem\":{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/category\\\/humor\\\/#listItem\",\"name\":\"Humor\"}},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/category\\\/humor\\\/#listItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Humor\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/category\\\/humor\\\/\",\"nextItem\":{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/#listItem\",\"name\":\"Krieg im Tierreich\"},\"previousItem\":{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn#listItem\",\"name\":\"Home\"}},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/#listItem\",\"position\":3,\"name\":\"Krieg im Tierreich\",\"previousItem\":{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/category\\\/humor\\\/#listItem\",\"name\":\"Humor\"}}]},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Der allt\\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn\",\"description\":\"\\u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/author\\\/ichwerdirre465\\\/#author\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/author\\\/ichwerdirre465\\\/\",\"name\":\"Klaus Engelhardt\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/#webpage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/\",\"name\":\"Krieg im Tierreich | Der allt\\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn\",\"inLanguage\":\"de-DE\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/#website\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/2017\\\/04\\\/krieg-im-tierreich\\\/#breadcrumblist\"},\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/author\\\/ichwerdirre465\\\/#author\"},\"creator\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/author\\\/ichwerdirre465\\\/#author\"},\"datePublished\":\"2017-04-12T06:00:47+01:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2015-12-31T10:49:46+01:00\"},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/\",\"name\":\"Der allt\\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn\",\"description\":\"\\u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit\",\"inLanguage\":\"de-DE\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/k-engelhardt.de\\\/wahnsinn\\\/#organization\"}}]}\n\t\t<\/script>\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO -->\n\n","aioseo_head_json":{"title":"Krieg im Tierreich | Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn","description":"","canonical_url":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/","robots":"max-image-preview:large","keywords":"","webmasterTools":{"miscellaneous":""},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/#article","name":"Krieg im Tierreich | Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn","headline":"Krieg im Tierreich","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/author\/ichwerdirre465\/#author"},"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/#organization"},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/#articleImage"},"datePublished":"2017-04-12T06:00:47+01:00","dateModified":"2015-12-31T10:49:46+01:00","inLanguage":"de-DE","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/#webpage"},"isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/#webpage"},"articleSection":"Humor"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/#breadcrumblist","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn#listItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn","nextItem":{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/category\/humor\/#listItem","name":"Humor"}},{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/category\/humor\/#listItem","position":2,"name":"Humor","item":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/category\/humor\/","nextItem":{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/#listItem","name":"Krieg im Tierreich"},"previousItem":{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn#listItem","name":"Home"}},{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/#listItem","position":3,"name":"Krieg im Tierreich","previousItem":{"@type":"ListItem","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/category\/humor\/#listItem","name":"Humor"}}]},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/#organization","name":"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn","description":"\u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit","url":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/author\/ichwerdirre465\/#author","url":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/author\/ichwerdirre465\/","name":"Klaus Engelhardt"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/#webpage","url":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/","name":"Krieg im Tierreich | Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn","inLanguage":"de-DE","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/#website"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/#breadcrumblist"},"author":{"@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/author\/ichwerdirre465\/#author"},"creator":{"@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/author\/ichwerdirre465\/#author"},"datePublished":"2017-04-12T06:00:47+01:00","dateModified":"2015-12-31T10:49:46+01:00"},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/#website","url":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/","name":"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn","description":"\u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit","inLanguage":"de-DE","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/#organization"}}]},"og:locale":"de_DE","og:site_name":"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn | \u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit","og:type":"article","og:title":"Krieg im Tierreich | Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn","og:url":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/","article:published_time":"2017-04-12T04:00:47+00:00","article:modified_time":"2015-12-31T08:49:46+00:00","twitter:card":"summary","twitter:title":"Krieg im Tierreich | Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn"},"aioseo_meta_data":{"post_id":"4504","title":null,"description":null,"keywords":null,"keyphrases":null,"primary_term":null,"canonical_url":null,"og_title":null,"og_description":null,"og_object_type":"default","og_image_type":"default","og_image_url":null,"og_image_width":null,"og_image_height":null,"og_image_custom_url":null,"og_image_custom_fields":null,"og_video":null,"og_custom_url":null,"og_article_section":null,"og_article_tags":null,"twitter_use_og":false,"twitter_card":"default","twitter_image_type":"default","twitter_image_url":null,"twitter_image_custom_url":null,"twitter_image_custom_fields":null,"twitter_title":null,"twitter_description":null,"schema":{"blockGraphs":[],"customGraphs":[],"default":{"data":{"Article":[],"Course":[],"Dataset":[],"FAQPage":[],"Movie":[],"Person":[],"Product":[],"ProductReview":[],"Car":[],"Recipe":[],"Service":[],"SoftwareApplication":[],"WebPage":[]},"graphName":"Article","isEnabled":true},"graphs":[]},"schema_type":null,"schema_type_options":null,"pillar_content":false,"robots_default":true,"robots_noindex":false,"robots_noarchive":false,"robots_nosnippet":false,"robots_nofollow":false,"robots_noimageindex":false,"robots_noodp":false,"robots_notranslate":false,"robots_max_snippet":null,"robots_max_videopreview":null,"robots_max_imagepreview":"large","priority":null,"frequency":null,"local_seo":null,"breadcrumb_settings":null,"limit_modified_date":false,"ai":null,"created":"2020-12-29 13:01:10","updated":"2025-06-04 13:54:06","seo_analyzer_scan_date":null},"aioseo_breadcrumb":"<div class=\"aioseo-breadcrumbs\"><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb\">\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\" title=\"Home\">Home<\/a>\n\t\t<\/span><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb-separator\">&raquo;<\/span><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb\">\n\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/category\/humor\/\" title=\"Humor\">Humor<\/a>\n\t\t<\/span><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb-separator\">&raquo;<\/span><span class=\"aioseo-breadcrumb\">\n\t\t\tKrieg im Tierreich\n\t\t<\/span><\/div>","aioseo_breadcrumb_json":[{"label":"Home","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn"},{"label":"Humor","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/category\/humor\/"},{"label":"Krieg im Tierreich","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/krieg-im-tierreich\/"}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4504"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4505,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4504\/revisions\/4505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}