{"id":4502,"date":"2017-04-05T06:00:50","date_gmt":"2017-04-05T04:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4502"},"modified":"2023-12-26T21:58:51","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T20:58:51","slug":"der-clevere-enkel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/04\/der-clevere-enkel\/","title":{"rendered":"Der clevere Enkel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fritzchen wettet mit seinem Gro\u00dfvater um f\u00fcnf Euro, dass er einen Regenwurm mit dem Kopf voran in den Boden hauen kann. Der Gro\u00dfvater willigt lachend in die Wette ein. Fritzchen nimmt ein Haarspray und spr\u00fcht den Regenwurm gut ein. Darauf haut er ihn mit dem Kopf zuerst in den Boden. Es hat geklappt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Am Abend steckt der Gro\u00dfvater Fritzchen zwanzig Euro in die Tasche.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eWarum zwanzig Euro?\u201c, fragt Fritzchen. \u201eWir hatten doch nur um f\u00fcnf Euro gewettet.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Darauf der Gro\u00dfvater: \u201eJa, ja, die anderen f\u00fcnfzehn Euro sind von der Gro\u00dfmutter!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fritzchen wettet mit seinem Gro\u00dfvater um f\u00fcnf Euro, dass er einen Regenwurm mit dem Kopf voran in den Boden hauen kann. Der Gro\u00dfvater willigt lachend in die Wette ein. Fritzchen nimmt ein Haarspray und spr\u00fcht den Regenwurm gut ein. Darauf haut er ihn mit dem Kopf zuerst in den Boden. Es hat geklappt. 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