{"id":4456,"date":"2016-11-23T06:00:22","date_gmt":"2016-11-23T04:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4456"},"modified":"2024-02-01T19:26:32","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T18:26:32","slug":"das-seltsame-telefonat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2016\/11\/das-seltsame-telefonat\/","title":{"rendered":"Das seltsame Telefonat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ein Mann ruft im Tierasyl an.<\/p>\n<p>Meldet sich ein Hund: \u201eWau!\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Der Mann verwirrt: \u201eWer ist dort?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Hund: \u201eWau.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Der Mann: \u201eVerzeihung, ich verstehe nicht ganz &#8230;\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Hund: \u201eWilhelm \u2013 Anton &#8211; Ullrich.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Mann ruft im Tierasyl an. Meldet sich ein Hund: \u201eWau!\u201c Der Mann verwirrt: \u201eWer ist dort?\u201c Hund: \u201eWau.\u201c Der Mann: \u201eVerzeihung, ich verstehe nicht ganz &#8230;\u201c Hund: \u201eWilhelm \u2013 Anton &#8211; Ullrich.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4456"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8310,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4456\/revisions\/8310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}