{"id":4438,"date":"2016-09-21T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2016-09-21T04:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4438"},"modified":"2024-02-01T19:23:42","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T18:23:42","slug":"die-neue-brille","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2016\/09\/die-neue-brille\/","title":{"rendered":"Die neue Brille"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Herr M\u00fcller bekam eine neue Brille. Kurz darauf trifft er seinen Augenarzt auf der Stra\u00dfe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNa, wie geht es mit der neuen Brille?\u201c, fragt der.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eFabelhaft\u201c, antwortete M\u00fcller, \u201eich sehe dauernd Bekannte, die ich jahrelang nicht getroffen habe.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Herr M\u00fcller bekam eine neue Brille. 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