{"id":4434,"date":"2016-09-07T06:00:40","date_gmt":"2016-09-07T04:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4434"},"modified":"2015-12-30T18:03:23","modified_gmt":"2015-12-30T16:03:23","slug":"der-vorsichtige-schaeferhund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2016\/09\/der-vorsichtige-schaeferhund\/","title":{"rendered":"Der vorsichtige Sch\u00e4ferhund"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ein Boxer steht auf der Stra\u00dfe und bellt zur zweiten Etage herauf, wo ein Sch\u00e4ferhund am Fenster steht. \u201eKommst du raus?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eKann nicht, bin eingesperrt.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDann spring doch einfach aus dem Fenster.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Darauf der Sch\u00e4ferhund: \u201eIch denke nicht daran. Meinst du, ich will hinterher so aussehen wie du?\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ein Boxer steht auf der Stra\u00dfe und bellt zur zweiten Etage herauf, wo ein Sch\u00e4ferhund am Fenster steht. \u201eKommst du raus?\u201c \u201eKann nicht, bin eingesperrt.\u201c \u201eDann spring doch einfach aus dem Fenster.\u201c Darauf der Sch\u00e4ferhund: \u201eIch denke nicht daran. 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