{"id":4424,"date":"2016-08-03T06:00:13","date_gmt":"2016-08-03T04:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4424"},"modified":"2015-12-30T17:59:02","modified_gmt":"2015-12-30T15:59:02","slug":"die-rasende-schnecke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2016\/08\/die-rasende-schnecke\/","title":{"rendered":"Die rasende Schnecke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Am Ufer des Ganges langweilt sich eine Schnecke. Eines Tages beschlie\u00dft sie, den Fluss auf einer Holzbr\u00fccke zu \u00fcberqueren, die sich in der N\u00e4he befindet. Dies ist eine langwierige und schwierige Aufgabe f\u00fcr eine so kleine Schnecke.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nach knapp sieben Monaten erreicht sie das andere Ufer und ist gerade einige Zentimeter ins Gras gekrochen. Inzwischen ist der Strom so angeschwollen, dass er die Br\u00fccke mit Donnerpoltern fortrei\u00dft. Das Tierchen dreht sich um und lobt sich selbst: \u201eEin Gl\u00fcck, dass ich mich so beeilt habe.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am Ufer des Ganges langweilt sich eine Schnecke. Eines Tages beschlie\u00dft sie, den Fluss auf einer Holzbr\u00fccke zu \u00fcberqueren, die sich in der N\u00e4he befindet. Dies ist eine langwierige und schwierige Aufgabe f\u00fcr eine so kleine Schnecke. Nach knapp sieben Monaten erreicht sie das andere Ufer und ist gerade einige Zentimeter ins Gras gekrochen. Inzwischen ist der Strom so angeschwollen, dass er die Br\u00fccke mit Donnerpoltern fortrei\u00dft. 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