{"id":4416,"date":"2016-07-06T06:00:06","date_gmt":"2016-07-06T04:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4416"},"modified":"2024-02-01T19:18:45","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T18:18:45","slug":"der-heimliche-verkauf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2016\/07\/der-heimliche-verkauf\/","title":{"rendered":"Der heimliche Verkauf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eBin ich hier richtig?\u201c, fragt der Mann an der Haust\u00fcr. Hier soll ein Klavier zum Verkauf stehen\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eSie sind hier richtig\u201c, fl\u00fcstert der Mann, der die Haust\u00fcr ge\u00f6ffnet hat. \u201eDoch wie kriegen wir das Ding aus dem Zimmer, ohne dass meine Frau und meine Tochter etwas davon merken?\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eBin ich hier richtig?\u201c, fragt der Mann an der Haust\u00fcr. 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