{"id":4318,"date":"2017-09-01T06:00:09","date_gmt":"2017-09-01T04:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4318"},"modified":"2015-12-30T10:16:25","modified_gmt":"2015-12-30T08:16:25","slug":"graf-bobby-139","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/09\/graf-bobby-139\/","title":{"rendered":"Graf Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bobby, in Begleitung seines altersschwa\u00adchen Hundes, geht zum Vorsteher des klei\u00adnen Bahnhofs und fragt ihn? \u201eWann kommt der n\u00e4chste Zug aus Hamburg?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201e10.40 Uhr.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eUnd der n\u00e4chste aus 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