{"id":4280,"date":"2017-05-05T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2017-05-05T04:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4280"},"modified":"2015-12-29T22:27:53","modified_gmt":"2015-12-29T20:27:53","slug":"graf-bobby-122","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/05\/graf-bobby-122\/","title":{"rendered":"Graf Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Graf Bobby wird von seiner Mutter ermahnt: \u201eDu sollst jetzt endlich ans Heiraten den\u00adken, Bobby!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nachdenklich meint dieser: \u201eSicher hast du recht, Mama. An wen hast du gedacht?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDie Gr\u00e4fin Esterhazy vielleicht.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eAber Mama, die Gr\u00e4fin hat bestimmt eine Menge Geld, aber sie liegt mir doch gar nicht.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNa, dann vielleicht die Gr\u00e4fin Radezky.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eGeh her, Mama. Die Radezky hat doch keinen Pfennig Geld. Und die andern san alle so fad, genau wie die d\u00fcnne Radezky! Nein, nein! Dar\u00adaus kann nichts werden. Am liebsten w\u00fcrde ich ja den Mucki heiraten!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Da entr\u00fcstet sich die Mutter: \u201eDas geht auf keinen Fall!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDas verstehe ich nicht\u201c, wendet er entt\u00e4uscht ein, \u201enur weil er evangelisch ist?\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Graf Bobby wird von seiner Mutter ermahnt: \u201eDu sollst jetzt endlich ans Heiraten den\u00adken, Bobby!\u201c Nachdenklich meint dieser: \u201eSicher hast du recht, Mama. An wen hast du gedacht?\u201c \u201eDie Gr\u00e4fin Esterhazy vielleicht.\u201c \u201eAber Mama, die Gr\u00e4fin hat bestimmt eine Menge Geld, aber sie liegt mir doch gar nicht.\u201c \u201eNa, dann vielleicht die Gr\u00e4fin Radezky.\u201c \u201eGeh her, Mama. Die Radezky hat doch keinen Pfennig Geld. Und die andern san alle so fad, genau wie die d\u00fcnne Radezky! Nein, nein! 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