{"id":4245,"date":"2017-01-13T06:00:18","date_gmt":"2017-01-13T04:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4245"},"modified":"2024-02-01T20:05:45","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T19:05:45","slug":"graf-bobby-106","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2017\/01\/graf-bobby-106\/","title":{"rendered":"Graf Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eWie viel Kinder haben Sie eigentlich?\u201c, fragt Graf Bobby die Baronin von Schreckenstein.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDrei\u201c, erwidert diese.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eWelch ein Gl\u00fcck!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eWieso ein 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