{"id":4212,"date":"2016-10-07T06:00:39","date_gmt":"2016-10-07T04:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=4212"},"modified":"2024-02-01T19:25:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T18:25:25","slug":"graf-bobby-91","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2016\/10\/graf-bobby-91\/","title":{"rendered":"Graf Bobby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nachts um zwei Uhr klingelt bei Graf Bob\u00adby das Telefon. Bobby springt aus dem<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bett und tastet sich verschlafen zum Apparat hin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Als er sich meldet, fragt eine Stimme; \u201eIst dort zwei-eins-zwei-eins?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNein\u201c, sagt Bobby bedauernd. \u201eHier ist einundzwanzig\u00adeinundzwanzig!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eOh\u201c, sagte die Stimme entschuldigend. \u201eDann bin ich falsch verbun\u00adden. Hoffentlich habe ich Sie nicht zu sehr gest\u00f6rt.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eNein, nein!\u201c, erwidert Bobby. \u201eIch musste sowieso aufstehen. Das Telefon hatte n\u00e4mlich geklingelt!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nachts um zwei Uhr klingelt bei Graf Bob\u00adby das Telefon. Bobby springt aus dem Bett und tastet sich verschlafen zum Apparat hin. 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