{"id":3405,"date":"2015-03-05T06:00:38","date_gmt":"2015-03-05T05:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=3405"},"modified":"2015-03-04T11:06:43","modified_gmt":"2015-03-04T10:06:43","slug":"super-vertrocknet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2015\/03\/super-vertrocknet\/","title":{"rendered":"Super vertrocknet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/04-104.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3406\" src=\"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/04-104.jpg\" alt=\"04-104\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/04-104.jpg 620w, https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/04-104-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eine wahre Begebenheit:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ich: \u201eWollen Sie die Blumen nicht gie\u00dfen?\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Verk\u00e4uferin: \u201eDaf\u00fcr haben wir keine Zeit.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Ich: Glauben Sie, dass jemand so vertrocknete Blumen kauft? Da macht ALDI doch Verlust.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Verk\u00e4uferin: \u201eNein, die Blumen gehen an den Lieferanten zur\u00fcck.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eine wahre Begebenheit: Ich: \u201eWollen Sie die Blumen nicht gie\u00dfen?\u201c Verk\u00e4uferin: \u201eDaf\u00fcr haben wir keine Zeit.\u201c Ich: Glauben Sie, dass jemand so vertrocknete Blumen kauft? Da macht ALDI doch Verlust.\u201c Verk\u00e4uferin: \u201eNein, die Blumen gehen an den Lieferanten zur\u00fcck.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wirbtschaft"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3405"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3409,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405\/revisions\/3409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}