{"id":3160,"date":"2015-12-16T06:00:51","date_gmt":"2015-12-16T05:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=3160"},"modified":"2015-01-17T18:52:50","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T17:52:50","slug":"eine-hand-waescht-die-andere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2015\/12\/eine-hand-waescht-die-andere\/","title":{"rendered":"Eine Hand w\u00e4scht die andere"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eSie sind doch beim Theater, k\u00f6nnen Sie mir nicht ein paar Freikarten besorgen?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eGewiss, und Sie sind doch bei der Bank. 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