{"id":3115,"date":"2015-09-02T06:00:32","date_gmt":"2015-09-02T05:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=3115"},"modified":"2024-02-01T19:01:05","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T18:01:05","slug":"brandneue-nachrichten-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2015\/09\/brandneue-nachrichten-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Brandneue Nachrichten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Im Rahmen des Bahnprojekts \u201eStuttgart 21\u201c ist die Bahndirektion den Protestlern entgegengekommen. Sie konnten zwar nicht verhindern, dass unter anderem 115 sch\u00f6ne alte Ulmen gef\u00e4llt werden mussten. Aber der Platz wurde daf\u00fcr auch \u201eUlmenplatz\u201c genannt.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">In Bremen \u00fcberfiel dersel\u00adbe R\u00e4uber sechsmal nachein\u00adander dieselbe Bank. Der Kassiererin fiel eins auf: Der Mann war jedes Mal wieder etwas besser gekleidet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Im Rahmen des Bahnprojekts \u201eStuttgart 21\u201c ist die Bahndirektion den Protestlern entgegengekommen. Sie konnten zwar nicht verhindern, dass unter anderem 115 sch\u00f6ne alte Ulmen gef\u00e4llt werden mussten. Aber der Platz wurde daf\u00fcr auch \u201eUlmenplatz\u201c genannt. In Bremen \u00fcberfiel dersel\u00adbe R\u00e4uber sechsmal nachein\u00adander dieselbe Bank. 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