{"id":3113,"date":"2015-08-26T18:23:38","date_gmt":"2015-08-26T17:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=3113"},"modified":"2024-02-01T19:00:29","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T18:00:29","slug":"der-ideale-zeuge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2015\/08\/der-ideale-zeuge\/","title":{"rendered":"Der ideale Zeuge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bei der Gerichtsverhandlung \u00fcber einen Verkehrsunfall ging es hart auf hart.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eWie weit waren Sie denn von der Unfallstelle entfernt?&#8220;, fragt der Richter einen Zeugen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eSechs Meter und f\u00fcnfzehn Zentimeter\u201c, erwidert der Zeuge.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDa sehen wir, dass der Zeuge l\u00fcgt\u201c, ruft der Anwalt der Angeklagten, \u201eso genau kann man die Entfernung gar nicht wissen!\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDoch, ich schon\u201c, sagt der Zeuge, \u201eich habe die Entfernung sofort genau gemes\u00adsen, weil ich mir gedacht habe, dass mich irgendein Hornochse danach fragen w\u00fcrde.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bei der Gerichtsverhandlung \u00fcber einen Verkehrsunfall ging es hart auf hart. \u201eWie weit waren Sie denn von der Unfallstelle entfernt?&#8220;, fragt der Richter einen Zeugen. \u201eSechs Meter und f\u00fcnfzehn Zentimeter\u201c, erwidert der Zeuge. \u201eDa sehen wir, dass der Zeuge l\u00fcgt\u201c, ruft der Anwalt der Angeklagten, \u201eso genau kann man die Entfernung gar nicht wissen!\u201c \u201eDoch, ich schon\u201c, sagt der Zeuge, \u201eich habe die Entfernung sofort genau 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