{"id":3103,"date":"2015-08-05T06:00:22","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T05:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=3103"},"modified":"2015-01-17T18:19:30","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T17:19:30","slug":"brandneue-nachrichten-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2015\/08\/brandneue-nachrichten-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Brandneue Nachrichten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Die Berliner Firma Novoterm hat einen neuen Hightech-K\u00fchlschrank namens \u201eNostalgika\u201c patentieren lassen. Der K\u00fchlschrank muss nicht entfrostet wer\u00adden und braucht weder Strom noch Wartung. Nur muss man hin und wieder eine Stange Eis nachlegen.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Der nordkoreanischen Firma Samkung &amp; Co. gelang nach jahre\u00adlanger Forschungsarbeit die Z\u00fcchtung eines neuartigen Salatsamens. Er w\u00e4chst un\u00adheimlich schnell. Sofort nach der Aussaat muss man zur\u00fcckspringen.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Die Berliner Firma Novoterm hat einen neuen Hightech-K\u00fchlschrank namens \u201eNostalgika\u201c patentieren lassen. Der K\u00fchlschrank muss nicht entfrostet wer\u00adden und braucht weder Strom noch Wartung. Nur muss man hin und wieder eine Stange Eis nachlegen. Der nordkoreanischen Firma Samkung &amp; Co. gelang nach jahre\u00adlanger Forschungsarbeit die Z\u00fcchtung eines neuartigen Salatsamens. Er w\u00e4chst un\u00adheimlich schnell. 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