{"id":3079,"date":"2015-06-10T06:00:11","date_gmt":"2015-06-10T05:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=3079"},"modified":"2015-01-17T13:34:17","modified_gmt":"2015-01-17T12:34:17","slug":"brandneue-nachrichten-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2015\/06\/brandneue-nachrichten-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Brandneue Nachrichten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><br \/>\nObwohl trotz der erfolgreichen 25. Jubil\u00e4umsreform der gesetzlichen Krankenversicherung die meisten Krankenh\u00e4user auf lange Zeit im Voraus \u00fcber\u00adbelegt sind, werden Privatpa\u00adtienten noch aufgenommen. 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