{"id":3074,"date":"2015-06-03T06:00:57","date_gmt":"2015-06-03T05:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=3074"},"modified":"2024-02-01T18:56:02","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T17:56:02","slug":"die-sprachbegabte-gattin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2015\/06\/die-sprachbegabte-gattin\/","title":{"rendered":"Die sprachbegabte Gattin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eWo kommst du denn so sp\u00e4t her?\u201c, fragt die Gattin streng.<br \/>\n\u201eIch habe meinen Freund Egon getroffen, und da mussten wir noch eine Kleinigkeit. zu\u00adsammen kaufen.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eDas ist aber h\u00f6chst konderbar!\u201c meinte die Gattin.<br \/>\n\u201eWarum 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