{"id":2477,"date":"2014-10-29T06:00:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-29T05:00:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=2477"},"modified":"2014-03-08T12:50:44","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T11:50:44","slug":"die-ruehrende-ratlosigkeit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2014\/10\/die-ruehrende-ratlosigkeit\/","title":{"rendered":"Die r\u00fchrende Ratlosigkeit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eFr\u00e4ulein Pauline\u201c, schmachtet der sch\u00fcchterne Assessor Paul Br\u00f6sel, \u201ewas w\u00fcrden Sie tun, wenn ich Ihnen jetzt einen Kuss geben w\u00fcrde?\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eJa\u201c, sch\u00fcttelt da Pauline ihren Kopf, \u201eich habe in dieser Hinsicht keinerlei Erfahrung. 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