{"id":2453,"date":"2014-09-10T06:00:19","date_gmt":"2014-09-10T05:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=2453"},"modified":"2023-12-26T20:51:21","modified_gmt":"2023-12-26T19:51:21","slug":"militaerische-eitelkeit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2014\/09\/militaerische-eitelkeit\/","title":{"rendered":"Milit\u00e4rische Eitelkeit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><br \/>\n\u201eWo haben Sie denn Ihre Orden?\u201c, rief der General bei der Parade, als der Oberst ohne Orden vor ihm stand.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Der erschrak. \u201eGro\u00dfer Gott\u201c, st\u00f6hnte der, \u201ejetzt habe ich sie doch auf dem<\/p>\n<p>Schlafanzug 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