{"id":2421,"date":"2014-06-11T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2014-06-11T05:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=2421"},"modified":"2014-03-08T17:01:30","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T16:01:30","slug":"das-kuckuckskind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2014\/06\/das-kuckuckskind\/","title":{"rendered":"Das Kuckuckskind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Gl\u00fccklich h\u00e4lt die junge Mutter ihr Baby im Arm. Die Krankenschwester kommt herein und, sagt: \u201eDrau\u00dfen, wartet der stolze Vater mit \u00adeinem Blumenstrau\u00df. 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