{"id":2407,"date":"2014-05-07T06:00:37","date_gmt":"2014-05-07T05:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=2407"},"modified":"2014-03-08T11:40:52","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T10:40:52","slug":"die-aerztliche-anweisung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2014\/05\/die-aerztliche-anweisung\/","title":{"rendered":"Die \u00e4rztliche Anweisung"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">R\u00e4t der Arzt einem Patienten: \u201eAlkohol nur noch ganz m\u00e4\u00dfig, h\u00f6chstens ein Glas Grog.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDa gibt mir meine Frau sicher kein hei\u00dfes Wasser dazu.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u201eDann sagen Sie ihr eben, es sei zum Rasieren.\u201c<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nach acht Tagen klagt die Ehefrau dem Arzt: \u201eHerr Doktor, ich glaube, mein Mann ist verr\u00fcckt geworden. 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