{"id":2386,"date":"2014-03-19T07:00:02","date_gmt":"2014-03-19T06:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=2386"},"modified":"2014-03-08T17:12:23","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T16:12:23","slug":"der-ideale-verkaeufer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2014\/03\/der-ideale-verkaeufer\/","title":{"rendered":"Der ideale Verk\u00e4ufer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1701.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><br \/>\n<br \/>\nAuf einer Autofahrt hielt Herr Krimser am Stra\u00dfenrand an, um Erdbeeren zu kaufen. Da Erdbeeren nicht immer so gut schmecken, wie sie aussehen, fragte er den Jungen am Stand, ob sie gut seien.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eIch wei\u00df nicht\u201c, antwortete der unsicher. \u201eIch mag n\u00e4mlich keine. Deshalb hat man mich ja zum Verkaufen ausgesucht!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Auf einer Autofahrt hielt Herr Krimser am Stra\u00dfenrand an, um Erdbeeren zu kaufen. Da Erdbeeren nicht immer so gut schmecken, wie sie aussehen, fragte er den Jungen am Stand, ob sie gut seien. \u201eIch wei\u00df nicht\u201c, antwortete der unsicher. \u201eIch mag n\u00e4mlich keine. 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