{"id":1822,"date":"2013-10-30T07:00:07","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T06:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=1822"},"modified":"2013-02-14T22:10:58","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T21:10:58","slug":"alkohol-als-gesundheitselixier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2013\/10\/alkohol-als-gesundheitselixier\/","title":{"rendered":"Alkohol als Gesundheitselixier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1702.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Im Biologieunterricht ist Drogenkunde angesagt.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eHier in diesem Glas ist reiner Alkohol\u201c, erkl\u00e4rt der Lehrer. \u201eUnd jetzt passt gut auf, was mit dem Wurm passiert, den ich nun hineinwerfe.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Es dauert nur ein paar Sekunden, und der Wurm liegt leblos im 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