{"id":1749,"date":"2013-07-03T07:00:18","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T06:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=1749"},"modified":"2013-02-14T21:41:16","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T20:41:16","slug":"die-polizei-dein-freund-und-helfer-in-allen-lebenslagen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2013\/07\/die-polizei-dein-freund-und-helfer-in-allen-lebenslagen\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Polizei, dein Freund und Helfer in allen Lebenslagen?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1702.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Notruf bei der Polizei.<br \/>\n\u201eSie m\u00fcssen unbedingt kommen. Ich werde in einem K\u00e4fig festgehalten.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eSelbstverst\u00e4ndlich, das ist ja Freiheitsberaubung, ein schweres Vergehen. Wie lautet die Adresse?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eTunichgut, Krabbenallee 8, dritter Stock links.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eGut, und mit wem spreche ich, bitte?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eMit dem Papagei.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Notruf bei der Polizei. \u201eSie m\u00fcssen unbedingt kommen. Ich werde in einem K\u00e4fig festgehalten.\u201c \u201eSelbstverst\u00e4ndlich, das ist ja Freiheitsberaubung, ein schweres Vergehen. Wie lautet die Adresse?\u201c \u201eTunichgut, Krabbenallee 8, dritter Stock links.\u201c \u201eGut, und mit wem spreche ich, bitte?\u201c \u201eMit dem Papagei.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 5.0.0.1 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"max-image-preview:large\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Klaus Engelhardt\"\/>\n\t<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2013\/07\/die-polizei-dein-freund-und-helfer-in-allen-lebenslagen\/\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"generator\" content=\"All in One SEO (AIOSEO) 5.0.0.1\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"de_DE\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Der allt\u00e4gliche Wahnsinn | \u00fcber Inkompetenz und Dummheit\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n\t\t<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Die Polizei, dein Freund und Helfer in allen Lebenslagen? 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