{"id":1705,"date":"2013-05-08T07:00:40","date_gmt":"2013-05-08T06:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=1705"},"modified":"2013-02-14T21:23:20","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T20:23:20","slug":"die-makabren-grenzposten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2013\/05\/die-makabren-grenzposten\/","title":{"rendered":"Die makabren Grenzposten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1702.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Zwei bayrische Grenzposten patrouillieren an der Grenze zu \u00d6sterreich. Pl\u00f6tzlich sehen sie auf ihrer Seite einen Selbstm\u00f6rder im Baum h\u00e4ngen.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eDas ist schlecht, Sepp\u201c, r\u00fcmpft der eine seine Nase. \u201eDas bedeutet nur \u00c4rger, Schreibkram und \u00dcberstunden.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201eWei\u00dft du was?\u201c, strahlt Sepp, \u201ewir h\u00e4ngen ihn einfach auf die \u00f6sterreichisch Seite.\u201c<\/p>\n<p>Gesagt, getan. Zufrieden gehen die beiden weiter.<\/p>\n<p>Einige Zeit sp\u00e4ter kommen zwei \u00f6sterreichische Beamte daher.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eSapperlot!\u201c, st\u00f6\u00dft der Huber seinen Kollegen an. \u201eJetzt h\u00e4ngt der Kerl schon wieder auf unserer Seite.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zwei bayrische Grenzposten patrouillieren an der Grenze zu \u00d6sterreich. Pl\u00f6tzlich sehen sie auf ihrer Seite einen Selbstm\u00f6rder im Baum h\u00e4ngen. \u201eDas ist schlecht, Sepp\u201c, r\u00fcmpft der eine seine Nase. \u201eDas bedeutet nur \u00c4rger, Schreibkram und \u00dcberstunden.\u201c \u201eWei\u00dft du was?\u201c, strahlt Sepp, \u201ewir h\u00e4ngen ihn einfach auf die \u00f6sterreichisch Seite.\u201c Gesagt, getan. Zufrieden gehen die beiden weiter. 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