{"id":1687,"date":"2013-04-10T07:00:47","date_gmt":"2013-04-10T06:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/?p=1687"},"modified":"2013-02-14T21:14:21","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T20:14:21","slug":"die-logik-einer-hausfrau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/2013\/04\/die-logik-einer-hausfrau\/","title":{"rendered":"Die Logik einer Hausfrau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1475 alignleft\" alt=\"Humor - 170\" src=\"http:\/\/www.k-engelhardt.de\/wahnsinn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/Humor-1702.jpg\" width=\"171\" height=\"129\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bergers sind ganz modern. Sie haben sich einen Kohlenofen der neuesten Generation angeschafft.<br \/>\nAls Herr Berger abends nach Hause kommt, ist die Wohnung kalt. Seine Frau ist in Tr\u00e4nen aufgel\u00f6st.<br \/>\n\u201eWas ist denn los? Ist der Ofen kaputt?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eNein. Wir haben keine Kohlen mehr.\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eWarum hast du denn gestern nichts gesagt?\u201c<br \/>\n\u201eWieso? Gestern waren ja noch welche da.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bergers sind ganz modern. Sie haben sich einen Kohlenofen der neuesten Generation angeschafft. Als Herr Berger abends nach Hause kommt, ist die Wohnung kalt. Seine Frau ist in Tr\u00e4nen aufgel\u00f6st. \u201eWas ist denn los? Ist der Ofen kaputt?\u201c \u201eNein. Wir haben keine Kohlen mehr.\u201c \u201eWarum hast du denn gestern nichts gesagt?\u201c \u201eWieso? 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